After the inevitable Musk v Zuckerberg fight becomes the highest PPV in history, Dana White will realise the only thing more exciting than watching the poor and vulnerable fight is watching the rich and powerful do it. And so UFC shifts its focus from A-tier athletes to C-suite buffoons. Audiences watch on in delight as blood stains white collars, and the octagon does to their boss what HR has always prevented them from doing.

Only you can put Dana’s dreams in a chokehold with your pre-emptive purchase of the domain he’ll so desperately need.
Because you can’t make billionaires pay for their crimes.
But you can make them pay for their url.